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Even though Paris Hilton has denied being a lesbian, the latest news is that she will be starring in a lesbian TV show.

The American celebrity and heiress has confirmed that she will be appearing in the US drama ‘The L Word’, a show depicting the lives of a group of lesbian and bisexual women in West Hollywood.

“It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show,” the Sun reported Paris as having told Parade magazine.

Paris is very enthusiastic about the show, and it can be seen through the method acting training she has been doing for her role.

Paris was spotted last month leaving a lesbian nightclub holding hands with a lady, and she was also caught making out with 24-year-old Elisha Cuthbert on another night out.

The former hotel heiress also had some thoughts about being rich and famous.

When asked what she prefers of being rich or famous, she says, “I think it would be better just to be rich, because then you don’t have to deal with anything else. You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you.

But being rich doesn’t even matter, either. I have both, and it doesn’t even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it’s not, it’s not really about money to me.”

Petra Nemcova wasn’t enough for you. Here she is again looking even hotter and having some fun with a diamond crown at a photocall for at Prague’s Hotel Savoy. If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, then you can consider Petra and her cleavage a guy’s best friend. Or at least someone you want to get friendly with. Anyways, I’d like to take this opportunity and name Petra the hottest woman alive… seems fitting with the crown and all.

Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.UHHH Hot

The beauty, real name Katie Price, says her breasts are still too big following her latest boob job.

She wanted to drop down from a 32G to a 32C, but the op has ONLY made them a 32F.

Her male fans might say that’s good news, but the glamour girl is fuming.

She complained: “When I saw my boobs, I was disappointed because they looked big and I wanted them to be a lot smaller.

“I’m really disappointed. In fact I’m going back to the States to get them re-done.

“They hang too low when I’m standing up.”

Swelling and bruising prevented Jordan from realising straight away. But now they’ve healed, she insists they need to go under the knife once again.

She added: “I’ve shown everyone - my manager, my mum, my friends - just to prove to myself I’m not being crazy.

“And they’ve said exactly the same, ‘they don’t look right’.”

Sienna Miller has been told by lover Rhys Ifans, “Marry me or it’s over”. The Notting Hill actor issued Sienna with the ultimatum during their recent romantic trip to New York.

A source said: “Rhys is fed up with all the secrecy around their relationship and wants to make it a permanent thing.

“He has asked Sienna to marry him and it’s the last time he will ask. He wants everyone to know they are officially an item.”

Rhys has told Sienna they must announce their engagement now or end the relationship, but the Edge of Love actress is refusing to be pushed into making a commitment.

The source is quoted on the Daily Mail website as saying: “Sienna has yet to make a decision and Rhys can’t understand why. Sienna is always trying to avoid the official relationship topic and is happy to keep it a low-profile affair. Rhys has been happy with that but now feels they should decide whether it’s going to be long-term or not.”

In December, Rhys bought Sienna an engagement ring for her 26th birthday, and hid the specially designed band among a pile of presents.

Rhys - who was first romantically linked to Sienna in August after he moved in to her London home when his houseboat started leaking - has reportedly asked the blonde star to marry him several times.

Last November, he is believed to have proposed to the actress by serenading her with a poem entitled ‘Marry This Misfit’.